By Wayne Erbsen
Maybe you’ve heard the one about the banjo player who always sits in a level spot so the tobacco juice will run out of both sides of his mouth.
Or the guy who makes a perfect score by throwing a banjo in a dumpster without hitting the sides. He earned extra points for landing on top of an accordion.
Or what has 16 legs and 3 teeth? The front row of a banjo concert.
Or what do you call a banjo player in a three-piece suit? A defendant.
The fact is, people love making jokes about banjos