By Wayne Erbsen
Did you hear about the guitarist that was so far out of tune that the banjo player noticed?
Q: What does a banjo sound like when it’s completely in-tune?
A: No one knows.
You can tune a banjo, but you can’t tuna fish.
It was in tune when I bought it.
Q: How can you tell if a banjo player is sitting in a level spot?
A: The drool drips out of both sides of his mouth.
I can’t remember – do I have to have the pegs in line with the strings or at right angles?