
Old Joe Clark
Wished I had a nickel,
Wished I had a dime.
Wished I had a pretty girl
To kiss and call her mine.
Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark,
Fare thee well, I say.
Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark
I’m a goin’ away.
I will not marry an old maid
I’ll tell you the reason why.
Her neck is so long and stringy
I’m afraid she’ll never die.
I asked my girl to marry me
And what do you think she said.
Time enough to marry you
When all the rest are dead.
Old Joe Clark did